2020 Edition; March
As the class of 2020 gets nearer exams, we start to actually knuckle down. ...But that doesn't mean that there wasn't nonsense spewing out of our mouths this month!
“Twila, you’ve got to ~cHaNnEl~ ~tHe~ ~vIbEs~!!!”
“Basically ‘Put you’re hand up if you’re a prat’ is what that means”
[Said by an actual teacher] You’re tired, crying your eyes out, praying for death... I thought your phone had a poltergeist, I thought it was f***ing possessed!
A: CPR my skin cells, mate
B: Do you remember when you CPR’d a mayonnaise packet? “Why not? I drink Brandy when I’m in school 🤷🏼♀️"
“In other news, I think I’m dying.”
“My elbows are quite ~moist~ at the moment”
I am nothing but bad hand gestures…
[Dead silence]
*Nightmare fuel voice*
WHERE. ARE. YOUR. SHOES?!?[Sees a picture of a frog] “It looks like my grandmas neck”
“You see, the problem is I can’t speak Swedish”
It’s like I can sing, but I can’t ‘SING-sing’, y’know? ...But even then I can’t really sing.
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