2020 edition; July
“Can't wait.... please detect the sarcasm”
“But I don’t wanna be a boat”
“I hope you leave with a gentle smile on your drowning mind, Goodnight possums”
I'm going to murder my phone in a sec ...It survived
“I made a panda today”
“No. Don't breathe out yet, I haven't given you permission”
“YOU’RE SUNBURNT AND DROWNING”
A: Anyone up to video call at 3 today?
B: I’m having trouble making my fish move
A: I’m sorry?
[5 hours later]
B: It’s ok I’ve got it working now!!!“The worst thing is that I’m completely sober 😂”
“You haven't chosen wisely this time” (Not a video game an actual text)
“It’s a panda that I can make bigger or smaller 😂”
Unfortunately the Australian accent goes Brummie after 5 seconds Actually it starts Yorkshire...
“It’s not a coffee machine, it’s a life support machine!”
“My carrots look a bit sad”
[Despite being 10 years old] “…I have not aged well”
A: Would that be so bad?
B: Probably not, no, yes, definitely!"I've lost my sauce, oh nOoO!"
"You're not very good at not dying, are you?"
Um, has UCAS sent anyone else Tampax in the mail? 😂 Would’ve preferred THE GIFT of getting into uni
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